FAIRBUNNIES.NET
A Totally Legitimate Five-Bunny-Seven Organization dedicated to pointing out the Goodness of the Bunny. That's it. Nothing more. Seriously.
Here's all we're saying: FairBunny. LovingBunny. GoodBunny. To wit:
The Bunny loves Sam:
Bunny tried to be Sam's friend, and even told him a funny joke. Sam laughed so hard he cried. Would Damon get jealous? You decide:
Bunny tries to get a FairHug from Damon. Damon responds with a death grip to the throat. Doesn't it look like Bunny is saying "Where's the love, man?"
By the way, we are definitely not saying that Damon is a manipulative campaign operative, dragging Sam down in his misguided attempt to demonize the Bunny for political gain. We're just showing you the pictures. That's it. Nothing more. Really.
But we need to add here that, even though Damon attacked the Bunny -- and we're not implying that Damon has tried to manipulate this image of the Bunny with his own scary Damon face -- the Bunny still smiles. Because the Bunny is a GoodBunny. A LovingBunny. A FairBunny.
We're not saying vote for or against Bunny.
We're just sayin'.
FairBunnies.net: Trust us, the Bunny is good.
4 comments:
I'm concerned that usually bunnies are not so large. It seems a little... unnatural to me. Can you address that? It would go a long way towards establishing your credibility in my eyes.
Thanks,
A concerned citizen
Our Nation was founded on the principle that all bunnies are created equal. While we have never completely fullfilled that noble aspiration, we as a Nation are ready to move beyond the politics of division. If not now, when?
So, I ask you, will we return to politics as usual, or can this time be different? If we want it enough, can we be a people of the Bunnies, by the Bunnies and for the Bunnies? Can we embrace the future? Yes, we can.
I totally forgot how awesome this is
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Every couple years I stumble upon this. Love it.
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